To the dogs that live on either side of me and directly across the street (all freaking 8 of you). I'm not sure how you decided that 2am was the best practice time for your double quartet, but your harmony makes the inside of my head bleed. Did your owners recently hack of their ears in order to let this catastrophe continue??? My baby makes sure to wake up and sing along with your little jingle that I like to call 'make as much awful noise as you can.'
I guess the only thing left to say is, thank you for saving me from having to sleep through the night.
Sincerely,
Your neighbor who is considering buying a shotgun
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